Now, Possibly more glaringly than the others, the chicken fillet roll arrived to its very own.
As thousands of weary travelers made their long ago in the trenches at Electric Picnic, numerous bursting baguettes weren't any doubt handed into grateful grubby paws.
So, with this thought, we pen a lengthy past due missive of desire and lust to the beige beloved.
Dear Chicken Fillet Roll,
Your textures are exquisite&....
Breaded chicken, so soft but so yielding. Possibly some lettuce, so crisp and unpredicted. Tomato? Why don't you. Put It Within My BUTTERY ROLL.
And oh the roll. The exotic simple the roll&....
&"Please allow it to be fresh&" come the breathless and urgent whispers. &"Please, allow the crusty corners be not very harsh, lest they rent and tear inside my gums&".
&"Murmer ‘demi baguette’ in my experience once more&".
You’re always spicy, even if you’re plain&...
&"Plain or spicy&", the deli masters ask coquettishly from behind their glass fortresses. The solution doesn’t matter, for that chicken may be the heart from the roll, and every man and lady must choose their scrumptious poison.
So saucy, so multi-faceted&...
Butter or mayo? Ketchup possibly? Maybe some taco sauce.
POUR SOME TACO SAUCE ON ME, OH CHICKEN FILLET ROLL.
So versatile but so personal&...
Some choose a sprinkling of cheese, for many ‘cheese’ is really a safe word a metaphor for any step too much. You will find individuals who dabble within the taboo mixing of mayo and butter. Sweetcorn smoking or perhaps a virtue? Oh Chicken Fillet Roll, inform us your secrets. Show us your ways.
We lengthy to help you our national dish&...
It’s time for you to put aside stew to show our backs on mere taters. They are available from everywhere to Centras and Spars to sample your forbidden juices. Let's celebrate and shout in the rooftops. Let's sell you for €17 in the airport terminal. Let's placed you on the stamp and feed you to definitely visiting dignitaries.
We're subject to the deli masters, yet remain forever faithful to you&...
Don't blame us when they scrimp around the fillings, when they exhaust spicy, when they reduce your pristine edges having a knife tainted having a sauce not of the selecting. They are fully aware not the things they're doing.
Don't judge us through the actions of the couple of&...
Individuals in our midst who *draws dramatic breath* decide to eat you while on the go, traversing an active street or hastening to some meeting don't tar all of us with similar brush.
We all know you ought to be consumed inside a stationary, and when possible solitary ceremony of reverence.
We like you oh Chicken Fillet Roll. Don’t ever leave us&...
Especially this Friday morning, for there exists a work evening out on Thursday, and could be inside a compromised condition whenever we demand your restorative forces.