As lengthy as there's been alcohol, there has been brilliant inebriated minds attempting to sway the flavour right into a more palatable realm. Although some females turn their nose up in a scrumptious beer, a fluorescent mixture spewing from the 5-gallon cooler sporting a card board sign studying “Jungle Juice” is totally acceptable. This phenomenon has spurred thousands and thousands of recipes so scrumptious and potent that even siblings nicknamed “Tank” or “Lard” will discover themselves unconscious following a extended duel with this particular concoction.
Certainly, the perfect liquor option for a suitable hunch punch is pure grain alcohol. While cheap vodka and gin will also be employed, the mixes sporting greater stuff will be the most (least) memorable. Whiskey, which in almost any other situation could be my intoxicant of preference, doesn’t usually prosper within this situation since it's strong flavors frequently combat the sweetness usual for a hunch punch. You have to tequila, but who the fuck really wants to drink cheap tequila? Montezuma tastes like a mixture of Raid bug spray and spoiled butter.
Your decision in mixer is equally as important. One factor I’ve learned within my many years of brewing punches as Social Chair is the fact that Country Time Lemonade is other people you know. A couple of of those cans can dilute the deadliest of drink lower to some sweet summertime blend barely transporting the burning taste from the cheap liquor within. Frozen juice concentrate cans are every bit as good, as each little frozen citrus torpedo conceals alcohol in addition to Anthony Davis conceals his understanding for contemporary advancements in eyebrow grooming technology. Some hunch punches (as you’ll see in the finish of the column) even allocate a 30-pack of beer like a mixer. Rather of wasting valuable cooler space on such things as lemonade or juice, these punches toss in some powerful American beer, using the potency one stage further. And surprisingly, punches with beer taste pretty damn good.
The ultimate two points to consider inside your hunch punch adventures would be the two easiest to miss: ice and water. You have to be mindful considering the variety of H20 they lead, because my own mail to consume considerably less strong drinks later at night. The easiest method to handle this case would be to add a small amount at any given time, modifying for taste. When women get to your frat castle door, the blend should contain the perfect equilibrium between “delicious” and “two greater number of these might destroy me.”
Still lost inside your search for that perfect hunch punch? Have no fear, readers, because I’ve made the decision to incorporate a couple of of my personal favorite recipes that you should distribute at the discretion. Trust me, these will fuck you up.
PPD (Pink Panty Droppers)
The name states everything. This straightforward pink blend mixes beer and vodka within the most scrumptious of the way, and also the finish outcome is an evening with hardly any recollection as well as less shame.
1 30-Pack Light Beer
1-2 Handles Cheap Vodka
2 Cans Country Time Pink Lemonade
Ice and Water, to taste
Jungle Juice
The main one punch that each fraternity appears to possess, yet none can agree with the best way to allow it to be. Here’s my undertake the classic drunk shitshow juice of yore.
2 Handles Cheap Vodka
1L Grain Alcohol
2 Cans Limeade Concentrate
2 2L Sprite
2 Cans Kool Aid (flavor your choice)
Ice and Water, to taste
Loko Punch
Named following the formerly caffeinated malt liquor that cause enough blacked out hospitalizations they legally needed to alter the formula, this combination may have the additional aftereffect of holding you back partying lengthy in to the night. Not for that weak of heart or liver.
10 5-Hour Energy bottles
2 4-packs Red Bull
2L Grain Alcohol
1 Handle Cheap Gin/Vodka
2 2L Sprite/Fresca/7up/Who provides a fuck, you’ll be too drunk of looking after
2 Cans Country Time Lemonade
Ice and Water, to taste
Gin Bucket
So it might not be offered from a real bucket, however that doesn’t mean it isn’t scrumptious and won’t result in a debilitating lack of coordination. For bonus drunk points, consume the fruit later on.
2-3 Handles Gin
3 2L Fresca
2 Cans Lemonade Conentrade
2 Cans Limeade Concentrate
1 Shit Lot of Fruit (make pledges have it)
Ice and Water, to taste
Gummi Bear
This punch is really legendary and scrumptious that I needed to literally beg my roommate for permission to talk about it using the world. This combination takes both color and flavor of the obvious Gummi Bear, and it is potent enough to ensure a night of recklessness.
1L Grain Alcohol
1 Handle Cheap Vodka
6 Light Beers
1 2L Ginger root Ale
1 Large Can Country Time Lemonade Mix (check Sams)
1 750ml Pomegranate Vodka
Think you’ve had a better mix? Let it rest within the comments for that Total Frat World to evaluate. I’d like to strongly discourage all readers from tossing in their own individual rapey inclusions in these recipes, you’d need to be skipping into traffic. Nobody likes a Fratdusky.
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Time Travel Tea
Amounts differ for the way much you need to make however for single gallon Bubba Keg I personally use roughly:
2/3 a 750ml bottle of Everclear/Grain Alcohol
1/4 a 750ml bottle of vodka
1/3 an enormous bottle of standard Hawaiian Punch
2 bottles of Awesome Blue Gatorade
2 cans of sugar-free Red Bull
one or two 5 hour energy drinks
1/2 a liter of Sprite
Just a little Minute Maid Cherry Limeade
1 chopped lime
1 chopped orange
1 chopped lemon
Ice to help keep awesome
Mix the amounts to meet your requirements. It’s a great deal to combine however it’s worthwhile. In three years, this annual mix hasn't allow me to remember past around 6pm at Frat Beach for Georgia/Florida. Most scrumptious/deadly drink available. Enjoy
1 Handle of Everclear
10 large cans blue 4 Loko
20 Mikes Hard
Fill with Blue Powerade to taste
I create a drink known as Slurm. That has:
10 cans associated with a major energy drink (Monster, Redbull, Rockstar)
2 bottles of grain alcohol
4 bottles of 5 hour energy extra strengths
1 can of Natty Lite
Pineapple juice or Lemonade concentrate.
Much more of an autumn drink, but scrumptious nevertheless.
1 Handle of Everclear/Diesel
2 gallons Apple Cider
2 gallons Any Fruit Juice
3 cups Sugar
3 cups Brown Sugar
24 cinnamon sticks
Heat everything however the grain alcohol inside a large pot for half an hour.
Add grain alcohol